The Tale Of The Homeless Golfer..and then some.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1Iy9VSBg5A   "Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone done walked over your grave." I bet you feel much like Johnny Ringo when you saw #PassTheLeftovers has returnt. Why you ask? A few weeks ago, I was sitting on the couch watching Mr. Nightlinger and the boys seek revenge for the horrible death of Mr....

Adult-ish. Vegas. Gift Ideas.

Hello there ol chap. It's me, America! Long time no talk, blogging is time consuming and lately I have been consuming my time elsewhere... But here I am! Like a Lunar Eclipse in the flesh. Lets all grab a stiff drink, put on our favorite robe and slippers and hop right in, shall we? Growing...

NAY NAY, MAMA’S BACK.

BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN! Guess who’s back. Back again. Rachel's back blogging. Tell a friend.   So it has been a cool minute since we have met up on this wordpress site, you and I. Some things have happened in my life since my last blog post. I got engaged-YASS. #BeJellis KD ruined the...

Aunt Corruption.

Sup fam. Its been a cool minute since our last chat. Knowing that Spring Break is here and a lot of you ain't got ____ to do. By 'a lot of you', yes.. I am referring to all of my senior citizen readers out there. So I thought it was time to come out of...

We Still Can’t Find The Dogs We Let Out.

Well, we made it. I know this blog consistency is beyond horrible, but if you know me at all you aren’t surprised. The last time I blogged it was solely about the OKC Thunder and their big season. Before we get into my Vegas shenanigans….lets touch base on the boys in blue again. They opened...

I Should Probably Apologize

Things Will Get Annoying First off, I would like to start off this blog by saying hello sweet angel faces! I bet you are curious what I have to apologize for. Well I'm sure there are plenty of things I should be apologizing for, like me eating whoever left that half of their Sub Sammy...

TAG TEAM BACK AGAIN!

As Frank Sinatra once sang, "She got a big booty, so I call her big booty." Miss me? Sure you did. Lets take a poll: I missed you too, all 4 of you that read this A.D.D fest. Safe to say it has been awhile since my last blogging adventure that rocked your world. Listen,...

Get Grown.

Friday will come the dog will bark and the rooster will crow, marking it my 23rd year. 23. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh When I blew the candle out on my 20th birthday....when I took that birthday shot at OKC Cowboys of Rumple Mint on my 20th birthday... I thought, man at 23 I am going to have accomplished...

BOOM.

O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed his grace on thee And crown thy good with brotherhood From sea to shining sea! IM TALKIN ABOUT, AMERICA! The summer heat is here, the hay is cut, and its almost time for...

2015 is a weird time.

Hello, this is me! #PassTheLeftOvers is back in action in hopes of being part of your procrastination today. If you have something important you should be doing right now, but you have decided to push that back and read my blog, well...I salute you dear procrastinator! I will send you a sonic gift card in...